...or maybe they're panthers.
No, no, I was right the first time.
Those are wolves. We got wolves at the gate.
I'm gonna need you to be sure on this one.
Wolves, common sight along the moors.
Panthers, not so much.
Yeah, you better check me.
I got no depth perception here.
For all I know, it's a swarm of bees.
You don't have to do this, you know. I mean, I'm cool.
Do the what now?
Last time I pulled sentry duty,
Scottish zombies swarmed the castle.
I get it. I screwed up. Not gonna happen twice.
You don't need to babysit me. Definitely wolves, by the way.
Okay, hang on. Back up.
Nobody's babysitting anyone here.
If anything, that fantasy comes much later,
and only if we both agree to it and have a safe word.
Trust me, I'm on my own time here.
Really?
Are you kidding me?
Look out there.
The moon is full, the stars are bright,
the fog is particularly fogtastic.
Who wants to be alone on a night like this?
Wow.
That was... That was...
Wow. - Yeah.
"That was wow" pretty much covers it.
You're supposed to say, "Easy, miss, I've got you."
And then I say, "You've got me? Who's got you?"
I'm supposed to call you "miss"?
"Lois" is fine.
If you start with that
"Can you read my mind?" speech again,
I'm dropping you.
You know, most people just scream and hold on for dear life when I fly them places.
- I took a Dramamine. - Ah!
Is that Dawn down there? - Yep.
She sleeps in a barn?
Only when it looks like it might rain.
You want me to give you the grand tour?
Nah. The Dramamine's making me wobbly.
I think I best retire to the boudoir, milady.
I could use a quiet evening tonight.
You know, there are better ways to do this.
- Do what? - Spend time with me.
I mean, off the top of my head,
you could, you know, take me out.
You want me to assassinate you?
No. On a date.
Oh!
Renee, would you like to go out with me?
I'd love to.
Okay then.
But first, we should probably deal with our wolf problem.
I know. I'm not even sure who we alert. A zoo?
Do they even have zoos in Scotland?
No. Scotland's a primitive society.
Their men hunt with clubs and their women wear corsets to bed.
I don't want to go out with you anymore.
So, how do we handle tomorrow?
What do you mean?
I mean, I know what this is.
I know you didn't just turn gay all of a sudden.
How do you know that? Did I do something wrong?
Because I'm flying blind here.
It's not like they make instruction manuals for these sorts of things.
Actually, they do.
Okay, but I haven't read them.
I didn't get a lot of prep time here,
and I think that should be taken into consideration
before final grades are given.
Trust me. You didn't do anything wrong.
But I didn't do enough things!
You did more things than me.
And you let me. You were amazing.
I can live with amazing.
What was your question again?
What do we do about tomorrow?
You mean the whole "we slept together" thing?
For starters.
I don't know.
It's like, I had a wonderful night,
and it's been a while since I said that.
So, tomorrow, I'm gonna think about what we did,
and I'm gonna blush, and then I'm gonna smile.
But I'm not sure it goes any further than that.
- I get it. - You sure?
Yeah. We'll leave it at "We had a wonderful night."
I should probably get going.
No.
That's not what I'm saying. I mean...
You can stay till morning.
Really?
Yeah. But do me a favor, though.
Don't mention this to anyone.
I won't say a word.
It's not that I'm ashamed or anything. It's just...
You know, for now, it's better if we keep this between us.
Okay, probably nothing to worry about,
but there seems to be a wolf and/or panther situation I should bring to your...
Xander!
Merciful Zeus!
Xander, get out of here!
I didn't see anything, I swear.
Oh, my eye. My burning, beautiful eye.
What's the verdict? Are we supposed to sound the alarm?
I wasn't aware we had an alarm for this, but yes. Sound the alarm.
- Satsu? - Hi, Renee.
Please shut the door!
Okay, to be fair, I'm still a little woozy from my medicine,
but I'm pretty sure a dozen wolves just ran past me in the hall.
- Andrew? - Hi, Buffy.
Hi, nude Asian girl.
How much Dramamine did I take?
Everybody get out of my room!
Buffy, the entire barn is filled with bees, and I...
Oh, my God. Buffy, what are you doing?
Dawn! This isn't what it looks like.
Thank God. This is a dream.
I don't think this is a dream.
No, no. I've had this one before. You're here. They're here.
I'm just gonna go sit in the corner and wait for Willow to arrive.
- Ow! - Willow?
Oh, my God! What happened?
I think we're under attack.
Why are you naked in bed with Satsu?
Where exactly are these wolves?
Kumiko brought down the witch.
We've engaged the Slayer forces at the perimeter.
Any confirmed fatalities?
None so far.
They're stronger than we expected.
Don't sound so dour, Raidon.
The future is bright.
Okay, I try to be Miss Share-and-Share-Alike,
but I really don't like it when people touch my stuff.
Did your friend just turn into a kitty?
Go.
Bye, now.
Okay. That's new.
Thank you.
I'm not saying it makes sense,
but a vampire punched me, and then turned into fog.
We got similar reports from the front lines.
Saw them flit between wolves, panthers, even bees.
Yeah, definite transmogrification abilities.
How is that allowed?
They're vampires. Did I miss a meeting or something?
Believe me, nothing seems to make sense tonight.
They took the scythe.
I know.
The scythe scythe. My scythe.
That can't be a coincidence. They must know about the spell.
Yes, granted.
This counts as bad. But we'll track them down.
How many Japanese vampire Goth gangs can there possibly be out there?
Are we even sure they are vampires?
I mean, when was the last time we saw a vampire turn into a swarm of bees?
Right. That's what I'm saying.
I just said that.
Since when do vampires turn into wolves?
Or panthers?
Or fog?
What? Why's everyone staring at...
Crap!
This isn't exactly what I meant by date.
I know.
I was thinking something less helicoptery.
I'll make it up to you.
I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be doing here.
You just need to keep an eye on me.
Make sure I don't do anything strange.
What do you mean "strange"?
It's nothing to worry about, it's just...
Sometimes when I get around this guy, I start acting wonky.
Like wonky how?
Xander, like wonky how?
Hello, manservant.
Hey. How's it going, master?
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